Now I Suck At Two Sports — Golf & Fishing Graphic Tee
Now I Suck At Two Sports — Golf & Fishing Graphic Tee
Rep the Nation. On the course, on the water, or wherever the day takes you.
You picked up fishing to relax from golf. Now you're bad at both. Congratulations — you've achieved something truly special. The OneStickNation "Now I Suck At Two Sports" Tee is for the golfer-turned-angler who has fully committed to mediocrity in the most lovable way possible.
The Design
Printed across the back is the scene that needs no explanation: on the left, a golfer face-down in the rough, desperately searching for a ball that's long gone. On the right, a fisherman who's somehow managed to hook a tree instead of a fish. Same guy. Different weekend. Zero improvement.
Bold white lettering and blue accent underlines pop beautifully on the natural colorway, giving this tee a vintage, worn-in feel that looks like it's been in your rotation for years. Because some things just get better with age — unlike your short game or your casting arm.
The perfect gift for the buddy who just picked up a rod, the dad who swears he's getting better at both, or yourself — because owning it is half the battle.
- Full back graphic print — "Now I Suck At Two Sports"
- Bold white lettering with blue accent underlines
- Illustrated golf + fishing scene — painfully relatable
- Vintage natural colorway that pairs with everything
- High-detail DTG print that holds up wash after wash
- Featherlight 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton — soft and breathable all day
- Classic crew neck with a clean, versatile fit
- No side seams for a smoother, more comfortable wear
- Reinforced shoulders and curl-resistant ribbed collar
- Tear-away label — no scratchy tags, just comfort
- Available in 11 colorways and sizes S–3XL
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz/yd²) — heather colors use 35% cotton / 65% polyester blend
.: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety and quality
.: Made with ethically grown US cotton — Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
.: Pearlized tear-away label for all-day comfort
Product: Gildan 64000 | 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland (Directive 1999/44/EC)
Made in: Bangladesh
Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors · No bleach · Tumble dry low · Iron/steam low · No dry clean
Note: White color may appear off-white due to fabric properties. Sleeve prints and neck labels use DTF printing technology (select providers only).